so wtf the clock in room is moving? to where? what the hell? i dont understand? somebody show me pics...

Some stupid ass black bitch was starting shit with us, and we got smart with her. It was like 7pm and instead of doing the civilized "excuse me can you guys keep it down" that would have been appropraite, she opted for the amazon-bush woman "yall need to shut the hell up..people tryin ta werk" approach. As any good fark.com headline would read, hillarity ensued. I didnt realize that people had to be quiet in the student union. Isnt that what the library is for? However, as matt would say, "I digress." So after this filtered to phil Mussolini errr i mean cooni, we took over room 203, historically used as crap storage, but is actually a meeting room. its bigger and better, so no worries.

Scott you left out the part about how she threatened us with a knife.

oh yes, so she also said something like "y'all dont wanna fuck with me, i just got this new knife in my purse and been itchin to use it"

I wish I had called the cops. Just because it would have been funny.

oh damn i wish i was there. we all know how i can easily get myself into "highly sensitive/high pressure" situations. and then her saying the knife in purse shit would have been great and then i would have won in a battle of the smartass and she would run away, tail between legs and all. fucking people are so stupid

Hey james, do you still work at the union?

scott - ha. fucker.

i have to admit that i also wish that matt was there for the new knife incident, not so much because of his inherent "way" with people, but just so that he could redeem himself for the last over-the-lab-wall incident.

it's too bad that nobody gave him any shit for that.

also, we're evidently not able to clock in from the clock in room, which henceforth will be described as 203, rather than the orally awkward "203 Lounge" that others seem to have taken up.

the former clockin room will be referred to as the info dungeon.

Yeah for real James, wtf, I never see you in the Union anymore. What gives?

Yeah, wtf!

Thank you James for that!

ha ha James, I didnt think anybody remembered that over the wall "incident" from way back. It was quite a while ago. I think if I was there for this knife wielding bitch, I just would said "Oh. Fuck you, bitch. I am calling the police stay right there and keep your knife cause theyre bringing guns" But, I do have an "inherent way with people" that could have been fun. dont be talking trash... I wouldnt have done what you'd do which is run away, tail between legs, whining about free trade organic coffee-

love
matt

Matt that was uncalled for.

It was also funny.